In a college speech course, a girl told the class that her friends made fun of her for talking "white" saying that she acted like "a little white girl named Becky." I had no idea we were a class of people, but it must be true as it was just confirmed on Flavor of Love Charm School (don't make fun; these shows brighten my sundays). Buckwild was forced to throw away her nickname and go by her real name, which unfortunately, is Becky. She was told that not only was she not black, but that she had the whitest white girl name of all time.
I'm still pretty sure the Becky Slater could kick her ass.
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My friend Suzie ran into Becky Slater in a bar one time. Suzie told Becky she was a moot court champion. Becky told Suzie that she didn't care because she worked at a bigger law firm. Upon hearing this Suzie knocked Becky out and scribbled "Kevin Arnold Reject," in cheap lipstick across her forehead. She also stole her wallet.
Does that mean I'm a tougher bitch because I go by Rebecca? If so, awesome.
I, personally, was a big fan of Margaret Farquar, the quirky girl with 3 ponytails ("because you'll never know when you'll need an extra rubber band") and a pet tarantula... she was a brainy badass who saw right through Kevin's "secret friends" suggestion....
http://www.imparanoid.com/wy/wonderyrs.htm
Btw, Becky Slater is the real-life sister of Winnie Cooper
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